Roasted 4 days ago based on Kessler Ashton's long term Spotify stats.

Kessler Ashton, huh? Your music taste is like a midlife crisis in audio form. You've got a genre lineup that reads like a confused teenager’s mood board: part Cowboy with a side of Emo - I mean, what’s next? A Christian Metallica cover of “Boot Scootin' Boogie”? The only thing more scattered than your playlists is the trauma behind your choices; are you trying to heal or just have the most ironic funeral ever? Let’s talk artists; it’s a wild ride from the emotional heaviness of Joji to the upbeat vibes of Taylor Swift. It’s like you threw a dart at a board filled with musical identities and ended up with every phase of your personality from the last decade. I guess listening to Linkin Park on repeat while sobbing into your Cowboy boots is the only way you know how to process your feelings. And what’s the deal with “rap metal”? Are you trying to get a tribute album for a cartoon version of your life, or is this an elaborate joke no one has laughed at yet? Your most played songs scream, “I’m deep, I swear!” But really, it’s just a collection of tracks for every mood swing you’ve had since 2020. “Romantic Homicide”? Sweetheart, I think that’s just your dating history talking. And “Bohemian Trapsody”? Please, you’re not edgy, you just have poor taste and a desperate need for validation. Maybe it’s time to put down the emo rap and admit that you mostly enjoy scrolling through TikTok playlists. At this point, your Spotify looks like a self-help group for 20-somethings figuring out what kind of sad music will bring them joy or at least a good laugh.

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