Roasted 9 months ago based on riley's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Riley, your Spotify profile is an existential crisis wrapped in a playlist and sprinkled with a bit of angst. “Indie” and “Emo Rap”? Even hipsters in Brooklyn are rolling their eyes at your identity crisis. You’ve got more genres under your belt than a confused high schooler trying to pick a college major – it’s like you’re saying, “I want to be unique! Just like everyone else!” Newsflash: nobody cares about your feelings when your taste in music could double as the background score for a teenage sob fest. Your top artists scream, "I peaked in middle school!" Powfu and XXXTENTACION? Really, Riley? I get it, you like music that embodies the energy of a sad cat meme, but couldn't you at least try to be original? You’ve managed to curate a selection of sounds that perfectly captures the vibe of a permanent emotional hangover. If your Spotify were a meal, it’d be that weird tofu stir-fry you made when you decided to try your “healthy” phase after a weekend binge. Spoiler alert: it’s still just a sad mess. And let’s talk about your most played songs, shall we? If I had a nickel for every time “Fallout” by Catfish and the Bottlemen showed up, I could buy you something that could actually improve your taste in music. If I’m being honest, I’m starting to feel like your Spotify playlist is the audio equivalent of one of those “greatest hits from the dumpster fire.” Do yourself a favor and hit shuffle on a little self-awareness; it’s high time you found some new artists and traded your sad boy anthems for something that doesn’t sound like the soundtrack to a public therapy session!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!