Roasted 3 months ago based on Fremden's long term Spotify stats.

Fremden, your Spotify profile reads like a middle school kid's playlist on the brink of a musical identity crisis. Seriously, you’ve got more subgenres than a hipster coffee shop has types of artisanal lattes. "Phonk" and "Arabesk?" That's less a taste in music and more like the soundtrack to an existential crisis. It's like you've been roaming the internet, collecting obscure genres as if they're Pokémon cards, but all you've ended up with is a collection that makes no sense and a lot of confused stares from anyone with functioning ears. And can we talk about your top artists? Just looking at them made my brain short-circuit. One minute you’re jamming to Duman like you’re lost at a Turkish wedding, and the next you’ve hopped on the “Mindless Self Indulgence” train as if they’re your emotional support band. For someone with such an eclectic taste, you seem to have bypassed the most critical genre: good music. I’d call it a “wholesome family road trip” playlist, but instead it sounds like a wild ride through a dumpster behind a music festival that's running on fumes. Oh, and the most played songs? You’ve got duplicates like you’re trying to make “emptiness” a certified bop. “Old Doll (Out of Tune Piano)” is the ultimate anthem for people who feel like they’re stuck in a perpetual nightmare—and yet here you are, pushing it like it’s a world-class hit. If this is what you call a “vibe,” I can only imagine what you’re going through behind closed doors. This playlist screams, “I’m just trying to find myself” while also saying, “Please call for help.” But hey, at least you’re committed to the chaos. Bravo!

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