Roasted 2 years ago based on Toms✨🧚‍♀️🌺🤩's long term Spotify stats.

Blessing Adetuberu, your Spotify profile is a treasure trove of musical choices that scream "I couldn't pick a side if my life depended on it!" With your obsession for Afrobeats and Nigerian Pop, it's clear you're fiercely committed to supporting every artist in your country while simultaneously trying to find a way to sneak in a little UK Pop to feel *posh*. Who knew that your guilty pleasure was low-key trying to convince everyone that you’re an international music connoisseur? Honestly, with a name like “Azontobeats,” you’re making it a full-time job to diversify your listening palate, but instead, it just looks like you’ve taken one too many genre-hopping detours! Looking at your top artists, it's like a Nigerian supermarket exploded with pop and hip-hop flavor, yet somehow you're still managing to clutch onto a wildcard called Dax. I guess your playlist is just a reflection of your personality: it promises variety, but let's be frank, half of it is just you trying to make your moms and social media followers proud. Are you really getting epic life advice from a guy whose biggest hit sounds like something your auntie would play to get you motivated for church service? If only “Dear God” could also be your anthem for self-discovery. And the songs you play on repeat? It's like you've created a soundtrack for a movie no one wants to watch. When you’ve got “Life of the Party” sharing the spotlight with “Devil Doesn’t Bargain,” it’s about as cohesive as a mixtape made after a five-hour brunch on a Sunday. You're out here thinking you're vibing with cool tracks like “American Love” while the rest of us are left wondering if you've slipped into a parallel universe where the music choices are as confusing as your taste in snacks. Do us all a favor: turn that shuffle off, go outside, and discover what this so-called *“real world”* has to offer – who knows, you might even stumble across a genre that doesn’t require a cultural explanation!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!