Roasted 1 year ago based on JG's long term Spotify stats.

JG, looking at your Spotify profile is like peeking into a time capsule that got stuck in a '2000s Bollywood love story' rerun. You’ve got more Hindi pop in your playlist than a chai-sipping auntie on repeat at a wedding. Seriously, with a collection spanning Bollywood, Bangla pop, and even Ghazal, you must be one milky chai away from a Netflix special titled “Bollywood Ballads: A Journey to the Heart of Cringe.” Just don’t blame us when your phone starts playing “Dilbar Dilbar” on loop during a serious work meeting. Your top artists list reads like a musical committee meeting led by your nostalgic self. The Beatles, Queen, and Coldplay? Very cool. But then you mix all that talent with Pritam and Amit Trivedi like you’re trying to turn a gourmet meal into a cheap curry. We get it, JG—you're the human embodiment of “I have eclectic taste” while still managing to sound more confused than a cat in a dog park! Your love for "The Local Train" suggests you believe they're the last undiscovered gem, when honestly, you’re just helping them stay comfortably underground. And let’s address your most played songs; “Kho Gaye Hum Kahan” and “Baarish Ka Asar”? Wow, you really leaned into the whole ‘it’s complicated’ vibe, huh? With tracks that sound like they’ve been sung by sad boys in cafes, you might want to consider updating your playlist from "love struck" to "let’s just order pizza instead." At this point, if you don’t have at least one Metallica or post-punk anthem in there to balance your emotional rollercoaster, I’ll suggest buying yourself a guitar and starting a band called ‘Sad Trendy Boy.’ Buckle up, Spotify world—JG is just getting warmed up!

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