Roasted 4 months ago based on Ray Lau's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Ray Lau, your Spotify profile is like that fridge in your college dorm—full of questionable choices and mostly leftovers no one else wants to touch. Seriously, “Chinese Hip Hop” and “Taiwanese Indie”? It’s like you handed a toddler a mixtape and told them to go wild. Also, who knew your music taste could double as an instructional manual for avoiding social interactions? I’m pretty sure your playlists come with a warning label: “May cause severe eye-rolling among anyone with taste.” And let’s talk about your top artists. YOASOBI are out here telling stories through their music, and here you are reliving middle school heartbreak with XXXTENTACION and “See You Again” like it’s your personal soundtrack. I mean, do you just hit shuffle on sad emo ballads and pretend you’re in an anime opening? You love “BoyWithUke,” but it feels less like a vibe and more like a cry for help. And if those are really your most played songs, I have to wonder—are you trying to make your therapist rich, or just auditioning for the role of “Most Likely to Cry in Public”? Honestly, your mix of genres reads like a desperate attempt to blend in at a party you weren’t invited to. Emo rap and J-Pop? That’s like trying to order sushi from a taco truck. And “Toxic” followed by “Lucid Dreams”? Can you at least try to keep the emotional rollercoaster coherent? Your music taste might be diverse, but it's not in a "cool eclectic way"—it's more like a buffet where nothing pairs well, and you somehow end up with pickles next to cake. Here’s hoping you can upgrade your playlist before “Give Me a Kiss” becomes a life motto!

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