Roasted 11 months ago based on Millie's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Millie, I see your Spotify profile is like a mid-life crisis on repeat. You're collecting more rock subgenres than a hipster with a vinyl addiction. Classic Rock is listed like it's a hidden gem, but let's be real—if you wanted to discover something fresh, you'd have to dig through all the records your parents left behind in the attic. Congratulations on being the living, breathing embodiment of a high school garage band poster from 1994. Looking at your top artists, it’s clear that your musical taste peaked along with '90s angst and plaid flannel. The Beatles? Sure, they're legendary, but clinging to them like a safety blanket in a storm just makes it look like you're too scared to explore anything newer than a 25-year-old relic. And let's not even get started on the rest of your "vintage" picks; you must have a time machine that only travels back to the days when hair was big and originality was non-existent. Your most played songs read like the soundtrack to a sad indie film that never got made. Not to be dramatic, but “Just Like Heaven” is really your anthem? More like “Just Like My Bedroom—Full of Unused Hopes and Dreams.” If you added up the hours you've spent listening to “Friday I'm In Love” and compared it to the number of Fridays when you actually felt in love, I’d venture to guess there’s a slight disparity. But honestly, if you’re this stuck in the past, at least you’re conserving energy—because that’s the kind of effort it takes to keep those rocks from rolling away!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!