Roasted 11 months ago based on an's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, “an,” the Spotify user with a musical taste as chaotic as their name is pointless. I see you’re deep into punk, skate punk, pop punk, and every other subgenre that essentially adds the word "punk" to make you believe you have depth. You might want to consider a genre called "Identity Crisis" because, really, how do you go from “Riot Grrrl” to “Musicals”? Sounds like you’re a walking paradox, not to mention a playlist for people experiencing puberty — and that's an insult to actual teenagers. Your top artist list reads like a middle school yearbook of bands desperately trying to prove they’re cooler than the last. NOAHFINNCE? Seriously? It’s like you’re trying to have a deep conversation with your socks at a DIY punk show. Green Day and My Chemical Romance are solid choices, but let’s face it, they can only do so much to drown out the sound of your self-loathing and questionable fashion choices that somehow scream “I’m quirky!” while also adding a “please stop looking at me” vibe. And your most played songs are a delightful mix of existential dread and a love for ska, like you’re trying to outrun your own mediocrity with a pair of roller skates and a smile. Songs like “WORMS (In My Brain)” and “GROWING UP ON THE INTERNET” really capture that listen-to-me-please-but-I’m-not-okay energy. Honestly, if you play “Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)” by My Chemical Romance one more time, I might report your account to the authorities for crimes against humanity. So, here’s to you, “an” — may your playlists mess with more minds than your sense of style ever could!

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