Roasted 1 year ago based on Bie's long term Spotify stats.
So, your Spotify profile is like a buffet of mediocrity, with the main course being a whole lot of K-Pop and a side of "who even are these people?" Honestly, at this point, your music taste seems like a well-curated playlist for someone still trying to find themselves in a TikTok filter. If "bedroom pop" is your jam, then we really need to talk about how your bedroom might be a bit too small for all those "indie" dreams. You might want to consider that your top artists list reads like an international youth convention; it’s like you went to a world music expo and decided to just grab whatever seemed cute. It's fine to have a K-Pop crush, but when you start learning the choreography in your bathroom mirror, it’s time for an intervention. And Taylor Swift? Sure, she’s got major bops, but her album "Midnights" isn’t going to save you from your self-inflicted cringe. Let’s not even talk about your most played songs—it’s a who’s-who of songs that your friends have probably deleted out of embarrassment. "In Bloom" by ZEROBASEONE? More like "In the Shadows"—where you belong for listening to that many boy bands. And if "Say My Name" by "Say Yes!" doesn't scream “please disown me” loud enough for your friends to hear, I don’t know what will. You could literally change your Spotify name to "19.99 and Still Haven’t Discovered Real Music" and call it a day!
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