Roasted 1 year ago based on Kyss's long term Spotify stats.

Sure, Kyss, I see you've found a cozy little corner in the Spotify universe where the sun rarely shines and the vibe is thicker than the smell of Doritos in a gamer’s lair. With a favorite genre list that reads like a teenager’s angst-filled diary, it’s clear you’ve mastered the art of feeling sad while headbanging. Emo rap? Horrorcore? You make listening to music sound like a horror movie soundtrack—perfect for when all of your friends have left the group chat and you're feeling just a little too much. As for your top artists, wow, it seems like you’ve stumbled into the world’s most exclusive pity party. I bet if I walked into a room with $uicideboy$, Pouya, and Xavier Wulf, I’d hear the collective sound of regrets echoing louder than their bass lines! And who needs therapy when you can just crank up “Not Even Ghosts Are This Empty”? I mean, what better way to ignore your emotional baggage than to jam with artists who write lyrics that seem to mirror your daily life, right? It's like you're one sad boy away from forming the world's least inspiring supergroup. Your song choices are a testament to your personal journey—straight from the depths of your soul to the Spotify charts. “Finding Shelter In My Larynx”? Sounds like a hit title for when you realize your vocal talents peaked at karaoke night! Seriously, you could probably rename your profile “Kyss: The Soundtrack of My Existential Crisis.” But hey, at least you’ve got a solid playlist for all those introspective moments on the bathroom floor—keep shining like the sun, which is definitely not in your playlist!

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