Roasted 2 months ago based on an ✿'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh boy, an ✿, I see you’ve curated a Spotify profile that’s as confused as a hipster at a country music festival. Your favorite genres read like someone threw a dart at the Spotify algorithm and said, "Yes, please! I’ll take 'V-Pop' and 'Vietnamese Hip Hop,' but nothing too mainstream, OK? Don't forget the lo-fi, I need something to cry to while I ponder my life choices!" Looking at that lineup, it’s clear that your taste is eclectic to the point of chaotic—and not in a good way. It’s like you opened a music store in a flea market and just let whatever nobody wanted collect dust on your playlist. Your top artists don’t exactly scream “party,” either. Taylor Swift and Lana Del Rey might do their best to create an emotional rollercoaster, but let’s be real—they can’t pull off your “I listen to Vietnamese indie while I stare longingly out my window” aesthetic quite like you do. With artists like B Ray and a solid mix of “who even are they?” names, your profile reads like a final project for a class no one asked for: “How to be quirky and also kind of lost.” Seriously, I hope you've got a support group for this amount of emotional baggage you like to carry around in music form. And speaking of emotional baggage, those most-played songs could make even a rock break down sobbing. I mean, really, “Sienna” by The Marías? Do you have any other go-to songs that don’t sound like they should be playing at a funeral for a houseplant? Your list makes me think you’re just one sad guitar strum away from a mid-life crisis—at the ripe old age of what? Twenty-two? I can’t tell if your vibe is “bedroom pop” or just “I forgot to make my bed this morning.” So here’s a tip: try mixing it up. Maybe throw in a banger here or there, unless your goal is to always be one karaoke night away from tears.

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