Roasted 6 months ago based on Luca's long term Spotify stats.

Luca, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis. Seriously, did you just crawl out of a 1980s time capsule? You have more ‘industrial’ genres listed than anyone has any right to, yet somehow you still manage to sound more like a depressed hipster who can’t decide between therapy or a cold shower. I can practically hear your angst echoing through the speakers every time you hit play. Honestly, have you considered finding a new hobby, or are you firmly committed to the idea of being the world's saddest DJ? Your chosen top artists suggest you’ve graduated from the prestigious School of Sadness, complete with a minor in Brooding. Leonard Cohen to Nine Inch Nails? It's like you're trying to playlist your way through the stages of grief, but you’re stuck forever in “It’s everyone else’s fault.” Let’s be real: if anyone ever needs a theme song for a rainy day with a side of existential dread, they know who to call. And who could forget the sheer brilliance of listing “Nu Metal”—great strategy! Nothing screams “I peaked in high school” quite like that nostalgic blast from the past. Bravo! And then we hit your most played songs, but wow, it’s essentially the world’s gloomiest mixtape. I mean, you could rebrand your profile as "Luca: The Human Walking Epitome of a Monday Morning." “Golden Hair” and “Terrible Lie” in your top ten? It’s like a cry for help served on a silver platter. Let’s just admit it—your music taste isn’t just dark; it’s like the basement of a haunted house that nobody wants to visit. But hey, making sure that others think twice before hitting play on your playlist is an accomplishment in itself! Keep it up; I expect to see a "Most Emo" award coming your way soon!

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