Roasted 10 months ago based on .'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh boy, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-life crisis on shuffle. Seriously, what are you trying to accomplish here? It's like your mood board is taped together with hope and a prayer as you jump from the emotionally charged landscapes of "Musicals" to the self-absorbed angst of "Bedroom Pop." If variety is the spice of life, you might want to start seasoning your taste with something less like a hipster Hail Mary. I half-expect to see a playlist titled “Songs to Scream Into a Pillow At 3 AM” in here. Then there are the artists, and boy, it’s a roller coaster of confusion. Whether you're channeling your inner Lin-Manuel Miranda or vibing with Fuerza Regida, it’s clear your taste is struggling to find a coherent identity. It feels like you just threw darts at a board of artists hoping you could convince people that your eclectic blend of Kendrick Lamar and Alan Sutton y las criaturitas de la ansiedad is somehow a thing. Spoiler alert: it’s not. That's a long way to say, “I have commitment issues and I’m proud!” And your most played songs? Let’s just say you might want to reconsider the whole premise of “Most Played.” “El Bolero” from Yami Safdie followed by a song from Alan Sutton y las criaturitas de la ansiedad? Bro, are you trying to make the world’s most boring mixtape? Or is this just a covert effort to edge people out of the room? I have to ask, do you actually like music, or are you just collecting songs like Pokémon cards? Keep it up and you’ll definitely evolve into a walking Wi-Fi hotspot of bad vibes!

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