Roasted 2 years ago based on meyayi's long term Spotify stats.

Meyayi, your Spotify profile is like a mixtape compiled by a teenager who just discovered emotions—lots of pop, questionable choices, and more mood swings than a reality TV star. Seriously, I’ve seen fewer genre overlaps in a fruit salad than in your favorites. "Dance Pop," "K-Pop," and "Canadian Pop"? Are you trying to create a UN summit for music tastes or just auditioning for "The Most Confused Playlist of All Time"? And what’s with your top artists? Taylor Swift and Doja Cat sitting together while BTS looks on bewildered is the kind of energy that could spawn an avant-garde musical about your troubled yet glittery love life. I didn’t know you could fit the whole teenage heartache experience into a Spotify compilation! How do you feel about giving SEVENTEEN a solid run for their money in the competition for “Most Likely to Curl Up in Bed with an Ice Cream During a Breakup”? Your most played songs seem like they’re on some kind of existential crisis tour—each one shouting, “I’m still relevant!” while desperately trying to cling to the charts. I can’t tell if you’re channeling your inner club kid or just using music as a distraction from the abyss that is your social life. And dear lord, “Next To You” featuring Justin Bieber? That’s either a fervent declaration of love or a prayer for help. Let's face it, Meyayi—you might need more help than your Spotify account can provide!

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