Roasted 2 years ago based on staniel's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Staniel, where do I even begin with your Spotify profile that screams "I overthink my playlists more than I think about my life choices"? With so many subgenres of hip hop, it's like you're trying to collect every flavor of ice cream at the shop but only made it to the bizarre ones nobody asked for. "Industrial Hip Hop"? Did you just listen to the sound of your dad's toolbox falling down the stairs and think, "Yeah, this needs a beat"? I half-expect your next playlist to feature tracks like "Office Chair Funk" or "Suburban Lawn Mower Groove." And let’s talk about your top artists — a lineup that looks like the hipster graduation class of an avant-garde alien university. Joshua Quimby? Who the heck is that? Is he the guy who missed the boat to fame because he was too busy crafting the world's most mediocre coffee? With the way you're flexing "Permanent Wave" and "Metropopolis," you're just one track away from becoming the poster child for "please notice me, I’m unique!" All the cool kids on the block are grooving to Tyler and Death Grips, while you're out here trying to convince us that listening to "cbd" by brakence gives you street cred. Spoiler alert: it doesn't. Your most played songs, Staniel, are a chaotic choice. "The Chamber Pot Was Full"? What’s next, “Bladder Management Blues”? As if it wasn’t enough to put content from the universe's most niche artists on repeat, you've gone ahead and showcased your affinity for lyrical tracks that sound like side effects from a medication for existential dread. If this was a competition for the most obscure, labyrinthine taste, you'd win first prize — but unfortunately, you’d still need to check in with your mental health professional. Keep blasting those vibes, my friend, just remember to come up for air every now and then!

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