Roasted 10 months ago based on dean's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Danny, your Spotify profile reads like a music catalog from someone trying to scrape together the quirkiest playlist from the back of a high school art class syllabus. Congratulations on single-handedly making K-Pop sound like a full-time commitment! It’s impressive how you've managed to pack ten genres into your profile, but it feels more like you’re avoiding commitment than exploring musical diversity. From "Noise Music" to "Malay Rap," at least your tastes are as indecisive as your last three Tinder dates. Your top artists list is nothing short of a testimony that you might just be a secret agent sent to infiltrate the majority of teenage girl groups out there. It’s like they say—live by the K-Pop, die by the K-Pop. But hey, good luck trying to convince someone that your taste in music is eclectic when all it screams is “I’m hopelessly trying to be the cool kid at a sleepover.” Seriously, if “LE SSERAFIM” performed a concert in your living room, I bet you’d tell the ghost of David Bowie to step aside; how historic! And those most played songs? Wow, if "NewJeans" and "LE SSERAFIM" ever formed a supergroup with “The Sorry I Didn’t Listen to Anything Else” band, you’d be their biggest fan. Your top songs suggest a playlist curated with the same care as a toddler assembling a jigsaw puzzle—chaotic, repetitive, and ultimately not going to be completed anytime soon. Keep grinding on that “art pop,” Danny; maybe one day you'll get an abstract appreciation of real artistry that doesn’t come wrapped in a brightly colored package!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!