Roasted 1 year ago based on luisi's long term Spotify stats.

Luisi, your Spotify profile reads like the last hipster standing on the Titanic, clutching a glass of organic fair-trade, gluten-free, non-GMO kombucha while the band plays a haunting cover of "Wonderwall." Seriously, with favorite genres like "Norwegian Pop" and "Chamber Pop," it’s clear you’re out here trying to summon an artistic overlord who’ll forgive your taste in music as a way to atone for your sins of existence. I’m convinced your life’s ambition is to curate the soundtrack to the world’s most pretentious art gallery—where every painting is a blank canvas, and every song is just the sound of your indecision. Your top artists are a who's who of emotional crises and teary-eyed aesthetics. You’ve got Lana Del Rey and Billie Eilish headlining, with Fiona Apple serving as the supporting act because, I guess, you wanted some extra angst to navigate through those “thick wallpaper” days when living in your parents' basement gets too real. Meanwhile, K.I.Z and Troye Sivan stand there, awkwardly watching as you try to bridge the gap between existential dread and basic suburban melancholy like it's your part-time job. I mean, can you even tell if you're vibing to an incredible beat or just the sound of your social life gasping for breath? And what's with your most-played songs? I hope you don't think someone is going to take you seriously with a track titled “( . )_( . )” — sounds like the soundtrack to a very complicated game of musical chairs where you’re the only player. Your playlist reads like you cracked open a fortune cookie and decided to just follow the most bizarre combinations of words inside. If the Nobel Prize were given for confusing playlists, you’d have a solid shot at winning, but I doubt even they would want to listen to your musical madness. So here’s a toast to you, Luisi: may your Spotify discover weekly always play from the shadows, forever lurking behind the curtain like your social life.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!