Roasted 2 years ago based on Fae ―୨୧⋆ ˚'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Fae, with your eclectic mix of genres that screams "I can’t commit to a single personality!" We've got rock, rap, pop, and even a sprinkle of country—that’s basically like mixing every color of paint in a bucket and hoping you’ll end up with something remotely beautiful. You probably listen to a Tyler, The Creator track while contemplating life, then switch to soothing Lana Del Rey because your emotions had a mini-identity crisis in the span of twelve seconds. Are you trying to be a musical chameleon or just make sure no one knows who you really are? And your top artists read like a hipster manifesto! TV Girl and Cigarettes After Sex? Congratulations, your Spotify is officially a refuge for everyone who wears thrift store clothes and drinks too much cold brew. Let's be real; you probably put “Rad” as one of your personality traits on dating apps and then get surprised when your dates run for the hills. You’ve turned your musical taste into a scavenger hunt for those who enjoy the vibe of a 2000s indie film where everyone is constantly sad, and the only sound is the shuffle of your mixed-up playlist. As for your most played songs, the list reads like a diary of late-night existential crises. "911 / Mr. Lonely”? Sweetheart, that’s not a song; it’s your life motto. At this point, your Spotify could serve as a soundtrack for a support group for people who can’t figure out if they’re feeling mellow or like cranking the angst up to eleven. So, Fae, keep those vibes rolling, but just remember: no one wants to hear your entire personality defined by your Spotify history, especially when it sounds like you’re one deep breath away from becoming an unfiltered Tumblr account.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!