Roasted 1 year ago based on luuuuc's long term Spotify stats.

Luuuc, your Spotify profile reads like the tragic diary of a teenager who had an identity crisis five years ago and never recovered. Seriously, “Turbo Folk”? I've seen car alarms that have more musical depth than your obsession with Balkan Trap. You’re out here representing a playlist that screams “I was born in the wrong decade” while simultaneously trying to ride the coattails of soundcloud rappers who will forever look down on you. At least the artists you've chosen seem to be having more fun than you ever could—joke's on them when they realize they're in your top 10! How did you manage to mix Emo Rap and Croatian Pop in the same breath, Luuuc? It’s like saying you love pizza but eat it exclusively with pineapple and tuna. Your playlists are less of a vibe and more of a cry for help—a chaotic fusion where aesthetics go to die. I'm half-expecting a song titled "Sailor Song" to come with its own life jacket just to help you stay afloat through this baffling sea of genres. Honestly, you should probably just set a playlist titled “Desperate” so everyone knows what mood to expect. And can we talk about your top artists? You’ve got Lil Peep rubbing shoulders with Relja like it's some sort of twisted musical utopia. Meanwhile, Taylor Swift's probably sitting there wondering how the hell she wound up in this mess. You really thought cramming in Gigi Perez and Armin van Buuren would somehow elevate your credibility? Sorry, pal, but this profile is like an after-school special on bad taste. Next time someone asks for recommendations, just nod and say you like “good music”—because clearly, the playlist you’ve crafted is a one-way ticket to the cringe train bound for Depressingville. Enjoy the ride!

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