Roasted 8 months ago based on Solina's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Solina, your Spotify profile is quite the conundrum. With a favorite genre list that reads like the world’s most confused playlist generator, it’s as if you entered a music store and threw darts at a board of genres. "Christmas" and "Afrobeats"? Really? You must be the only person who can seamlessly transition from Mariah Carey belting out "All I Want for Christmas" to Burna Boy’s latest banger and then wonder why no one wants to party with you in December. Marketing yourself as “a lover of all things so pop,” yet here you are, lumping both R&B and Alternative R&B together—congrats, you’ve mastered the art of adding unnecessary labels to your confusion! And let’s talk about your top artists: it looks like a brunch menu for the most basic of music lovers. I mean, if I had a nickel for every time I heard someone rave about their love for Beyoncé, I'd be able to hire her to come to your next house party just to witness your awkward attempts at dancing to "Single Ladies." Olivia Dean? You must be one of the twelve people who actually know who she is! Since when did “not-so-well-known” artists become your secret weapon to obscure taste? Next, you’ll be telling people you’re super into underground vinyls—those ones that are just molding in your garage! Finally, your most played songs are a perfect reflection of your eclectic taste. “I Drink Wine” by Adele might just be the unofficial anthem of your sad attempts at adulting. Since when did trying to uniquely express emotional trauma mean jamming to “Diet Pepsi” by Addison Rae? Are we really doing this? I can’t wait for your next existential crisis that’ll happen right between SZA and “BIRDS OF A FEATHER.” Let’s face it, Solina: your profile is a mess, but at least it provides a solid reminder that even a dumpster fire can give off a little warmth.

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