Roasted 2 years ago based on Leon Osamor's long term Spotify stats.

Leon Osamor, your Spotify profile is so perplexing that even the algorithm is taking a coffee break trying to figure out what you’re about. Are you a hip-hop aficionado or an Enya superfan who accidentally stumbled into the wrong genre club? I can’t tell if you’re trying to curate the ultimate vibes for a chill party or if you just want to keep the guests confused enough to leave before dessert. Seriously, who knew you could get whiplash listening to "On Your Shore" followed by "MATILDA"? It's like your playlist is an emotional rollercoaster hijacked by a confused DJ with mood swings. Let’s discuss your favorite genres for a moment. Nothing screams “identity crisis” quite like picking Nigerian Pop, Hip Hop, and Afrobeats right before rounding it off with “Conscious Hip Hop.” Congratulations, you’re the only person I know who can bop their head to the beat and simultaneously contemplate their life choices. I have a feeling your Spotify Wrapped this year will reveal you have the most diverse yet confused taste known to mankind—truly, you represent the United Nations of self-contradictory vibes. Your musical list is basically the Soundtrack of a Quarantine Phase. Then we have your top artists. While your friends are vibing to Kendrick and Burna Boy, you’re sitting there daydreaming about Enya serenading you on a boat, far away from the noise and logical explanations. Dude, you might as well slap on a flower crown and call yourself the ultimate bohemian hipster while mumbling to yourself about “good vibes” going through another existential crisis. With that genre mash-up and artist selection, it's only a matter of time before someone mistakes your Spotify for a jukebox playing selections from a middle-aged woman's yoga retreat. You do you, Leon, but let’s hope your taste evolves faster than your aging Enya collection!

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