Roasted 2 years ago based on brooklyn binsky's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to the Spotify profile of brooklynbinsky, where the musical choices scream “I take my coolness from my playlist titles!” Seriously, who needs a personality when you can drown yourself in genres that sound like they were pulled from a pretentious hipster's diary? Indie, pop, folk rock – I mean, if you threw in a few random animal sounds, you'd have the perfect soundtrack for your last existential crisis. If you went any further down the indie rabbit hole, you'd end up at a tiny coffee shop where even the barista rolls their eyes at the next 'quirky' art exhibit. Now, let’s talk about your top artists, which look less like a music selection and more like a hipster starter pack. Noah Kahan? More like No-Kahootin’ – buddy, did you lose a bet? Considering Taylor Swift is the only mainstream artist on here, I can only assume your playlist gets played on perpetual loop whenever there's a need to out-‘indie’ everyone else. Dr. Dog? Briston Maroney? Are we listening to music or filing a tax return? Honestly, at this point, “Richy Mitch & The Coal Miners” sounds like an ironic band name dreamed up by an ironic band. As for your most played songs, it’s safe to say we should hand you a trophy for "Guilty Pleasure of the Year." Repeatedly blasting “Maine” by Noah Kahan proves you just can’t get over your vacation memories like a teenager obsessing over a crush that doesn’t know they exist. And really, “The View Between Villages”? You’re just begging for an “I was born in the wrong generation” moment. Embrace it, brooklynbinsky, because while you’re undoubtedly picking the most sadboi tunes out there, it’s just you and your Spotify account – and I’m pretty sure your playlist needs a therapist at this point!

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