Roasted 9 months ago based on _hoesuck__'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, _hoesuck__, the musical equivalent of a buffet that's been left out for too long. Your Spotify profile reads like a middle school mixtape created during a particularly awkward phase. I mean, “Mexican Hip Hop” and “K-Pop” in the same lineup? It’s like you’re trying to create a musical smoothie, but all you’ve blended is regret and questionable life choices. News flash: pandering to every genre under the sun doesn’t make you eclectic; it just makes you confused. And let’s talk about those top artists. You’ve got Santa Fe Klan rubbing elbows with BTS and Bad Bunny like it’s the most casual T-Virus infection in history. Every time you hit play, you probably send a shockwave through the collective psyche of music lovers everywhere. It’s as if Spotify looked at your listening habits and thought, “Wow, this person really hates themselves!” And let’s not even start on your top songs. If “Melanie Martinez” is the soundtrack to your life, I can only assume you’re scrolling through TikTok looking for validation while crying into a bowl of cereal. Your ‘Sad Sierreño’ obsession is truly baffling; do you actually want to cry in Spanish or are you just veiling your inner turmoil behind catchy hooks? And don’t even get me started on ‘DEATH’ by Melanie Martinez—might as well make that your life anthem! Meanwhile, “Dreaming Of You” is clearly your go-to jam for when you realize your love life is as empty as a playlist without any new releases. So here’s a toast to your tragically curated existence; may your next playlist somehow suggest you have taste, even if it’s more of an acquired one!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!