Roasted 1 year ago based on Cmnt's long term Spotify stats.

Chibrax, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a confused teenager who decided to throw caution, good taste, and any sense of coherence into a blender. Pop urbaine and emo rap together? It’s like mixing oil and water, except for the fact that both of them probably deserve better than to share the same playlist. With a top artist list that looks like a mad lib generator for a French rap scene, I don’t know whether to commend your adventurous spirit or call an audio therapist. Oh, and "Hyperpop"? Really? I knew you had a penchant for ear-splitting soundscapes, but did you really have to give your headphones a traumatic experience because of it? Your favorite genres read like a “how to alienate your friends” manual at a house party. Who could possibly vibe with "UK Drill" while a French artist named Jul sweet talks them about love? You’ve mastered the art of musical identity crisis, and if there was an award for the most eclectic collection that could only be appreciated by very specific moods or questionable substances, you’d definitely win! Lastly, your “most played” songs look like a mixtape from a character in a reality show that got canceled after one episode for being too bewildering. Playing "Manifeste" twice? What's the deal, buddy? Did you forget to hit shuffle or are you just hoping that repetition will make it sound better? “Good Looking” by Suki Waterhouse amongst an array of hard-hitting grime? Are you trying to give your listeners whiplash? If your music taste were a food, it would be that weird fusion restaurant nobody dared to try during lunch hour. But hey, keep living your quirky life, Chibrax; there’s no one else quite like you—and for good reason!

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists