Roasted 1 year ago based on mc.hannah's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, mc.hannah, you've really outdone yourself here. Your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis in a German teen’s bedroom – a chaotic mashup of angst, loud noises, and more self-pity than a teenager cranking up “My Immortal” at 3 AM. Seriously, it looks like you threw a dart at a genre chart and landed on nine different ways to scream into the void. What's next, a playlist dedicated to weeping quietly in the dark? Let's talk about your top artists, starting with Das Lumpenpack. I see you really love this band – either that or they have a restraining order against you. I can just picture someone putting on "Kruppstahl, Baby" in an attempt to distract you from putting the same five songs on repeat. You've got more loyalty to them than I have to my morning coffee, and honestly, that’s saying something. You might as well just change your profile name to “Das Lumpenpack’s Biggest Fan” and save the rest of us the trouble of reading through your existential crisis. And what’s with your most played songs being a retired album’s greatest hits? At this point, even your Spotify algorithm is regretting its life choices, terrified it’s going to be consumed by your “I-have-no-other-personality-but-this” playlist. It’s like you’re trying to revive a music genre that's already decomposed and made a cozy home for itself in the graveyard. Come on, get with the times! Discover something new; I promise there's life outside the “emo-german-pop-screamo” bubble. But hey, if the goal is to keep us all in stitches while you wallow in your retro despair, consider this roast your personal theme song!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!