Roasted 2 years ago based on tby <3's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, tby <3, your Spotify profile is like a thrift store took a dump and then sang about existential dread. Bravo! You’ve curated a selection of artists that even a hipster in a beanie would roll their eyes at. Your "favorite genres" read like a list of subcultures that got lost on the way to a therapy session. I've seen more appealing playlists from toddlers smashing buttons on a keyboard. Are you collecting obscure genres, or are you just trying to impress your mom with how “quirky” you are? Let’s talk about your top artists; it’s a veritable parade of “Who?” accompanied by a healthy dose of “Why?” I mean, what did your Spotify algorithm do to deserve this? You’ve got Alex G—who I assume is your main man—and a bunch of other names that sound more like confused characters from a poorly written indie script. I half-expect to find them in a forgotten corner of Bandcamp, breaking up and getting back together every month because they simply can't find out who they really are. Your taste is less ‘diverse’ and more ‘desperately trying to seem unique’ – news flash: wearing glasses without prescription lenses doesn’t make you deep! As for your most played songs, it’s like watching someone collect participation trophies for a talent show they never signed up for. "Noel's Lament"? More like “Noel's Cannibalistic Crisis.” And what’s with “We’re All Gonna Die!!!”? That’s just the theme song for your playlist, isn’t it? Every time you hit play, someone somewhere is asking, “Is this music, or are you just documenting your slow descent into madness?” Honestly, with a lineup like this, I’d recommend a therapist instead of headphones. Let’s aim for improvement by 2024, shall we?

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