Roasted 9 months ago based on pau's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, pauu, let's be real for a second: your taste in music screams “I’ve got a too-cool-for-school attitude, but I still cry myself to sleep.” With a favorite genre list that looks more like a trap-themed Tinder profile – “swipe right for urban vibes” – it’s clear you’re searching for something, but I can’t figure out if it’s love or just the next hypnotic beat to drown out your existential dread. Your top artists are a heartwarming blend of “who?” and “never heard of them, but my friends are into it,” especially with an artist lineup that makes me believe you’re trying to start a high school fight club of sound. C.R.O might be your favorite, but that’s only because you know the real struggle of being 99% of the way to having a vibe while still feeling 100% of a disaster. And let’s give a round of applause for Tyler, The Creator—bless him for being the only thing semi-mainstream in your playlist, keeping the neighbors from thinking you're a recluse who only listens to underground sad boy music. But then we arrive at your most played songs, where “MI PRIMERA CANCIÓN” by “sin1rostro” is apparently the highlight of your Spotify life. I don’t know if it’s the winos or the lack of serotonin, but clearly you thrive in a world where emotional instability meets rhythmic chaos. At least you can find solace in the beats, because judging from this profile, it looks like your life doesn’t have any of its own. So crank up the hyperpop and enjoy your self-inflicted urban soundtrack, pauu—it’s just us, your music, and an existential crisis that would make even Billie Eilish roll her eyes.

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