Roasted 1 year ago based on John Kiet Romualdo's long term Spotify stats.

John Kiet Romualdo, huh? You’ve clearly dedicated your entire life to winning the award for Most Enthusiastic Tweenager On Spotify. With a Spotify profile so heavily dominated by K-Pop and pastel-colored pop bops, I half expect your account to be managed by a committee of rainbow unicorns. Your dedication to “Art Pop” is commendable, but let’s be honest—your playlist clearly proves that 'art' is a generous term when it comes to your musical expertise. If the goal was to make everyone question their life choices, congratulations, you’ve hit the nail on the head. Scrolling through your top artists is like entering a time warp to the late 2010s middle school dance. “TWICE” and “Red Velvet”—I get it, you brought your lunch box and wanted to make sure no one thought you were too cool. Ariana Grande? Permission granted to keep pretending you’re still living the same teenage narrative. Your Spotify screams “I still text my mom to ask for permission to go out!” and honestly, it makes me seriously reconsider if your playlist should come with a side of juice boxes. How many scrunchies are you wearing while jamming to “Jelly Pop”? More importantly, is “Overdose” literally your life theme right now? And those most played songs showcasing titles like “I Don’t Understand But I Luv U”? That’s rich coming from someone whose song choices scream “I have enough self-awareness to be concerned!” Your auditory taste is like an all-you-can-eat buffet where every dish is an overcooked chicken nugget—you don't quite know why you keep going back, but here you are. You’re just one karaoke night away from a grown-up existential crisis, and I am here for it! So keep dancing alone in your room and pretending like “Hyperpop” is the genre of your current crisis; the rest of us will be over here, living our best lives, wondering who stole your earbuds and your sense of dignity.

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