Roasted 2 years ago based on horvi's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Horvi, your Spotify profile reads like the world's saddest mixtape compiled for a therapy session gone wrong. I mean, there's a certain talent in mixing Manele and Emo Rap; it’s like trying to make a salad out of pudding and pickles. You’ve got more genres in your list than talent in your taste, buddy! With "Muzica Bisericeasca" flanking „Brooklyn Drill,” one can only assume your life is a rollercoaster of questionable choices and profound existential crisis. Your top artists list is about as random as a frozen yogurt flavor in a gothic bakery. Between Nicolae Guta and Lil Uzi Vert, I feel a great disturbance in the hip-hop universe, like two entirely different universes collided and decided to start a band that plays exclusively to pigeons in a park. And isn't it impressive how you've found a way to listen to Cigarettes After Sex more than a chain smoker in a crowded bar? At this point, they should probably just give you a VIP membership since you’ve single-handedly kept their Spotify streams afloat. But let's talk about your most played songs, shall we? "Apocalypse," "Heavenly," and "Hideaway"? Sounds less like a playlist and more like a weather report for your emotional state. And then there’s "Dalibomba" sandwiched right in there like the awkward family member at a wedding nobody remembers inviting. Honestly, even your Spotify Discover Weekly must be shaking its head in disbelief, wondering how a train wreck like this was allowed to happen in the first place. Buckle up, Horvi; it’s going to be a bumpy ride through your own personal hell of mixed musical flavors.

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