Roasted 2 years ago based on flore_jomin's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, flore_jomin, I see you've curated a playlist so eclectic, it looks like a hipster threw up on a French café menu. With more genres than actual listeners, your taste is about as diverse as a one-flavor ice cream cone. I mean, come on, “Indie Soul”? What the hell is that? If I wanted to hear incoherence, I'd just eavesdrop on a couple of existential philosophers at a coffee shop one rainy afternoon. You’re on the verge of making Spotify doubt even its own algorithms. And your top artists? Wow, congratulations on being the living embodiment of a Pinterest board gone rogue. Beyoncé? Sure, we get that. But who are Flames and Pencils? Oh, it’s Cage The Elephant and Moby? Sorry, it’s so hard to tell by the sound of your personal crisis echoing through your playlist. But seriously, Tame Impala and Franz Ferdinand? You’re just one artisan candle away from being that person who makes brunch plans with obscurity, aren’t you? Lastly, let's talk about your most played songs. Clearly, “Les Enfants de Dieu” is your battle cry when you're trying to explain to your friends why they should never, under any circumstance, invite you to a club. “Daydreaming” by NxWorries? That’s just your subconscious begging for a reality check while you sip herbal tea and contemplate your life choices. So keep spinning those artsy vibes, flore_jomin, because your music tastes might hit all the right notes... somewhere in an alternate universe where bad decisions are worshipped as indie anthems.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!