Roasted 2 months ago based on MylesG's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's MylesG—a music lover who plays Russian roulette with tastes more questionable than a 3 a.m. Taco Bell run. Your Spotify profile is a wild blend of country twang, rap bangers, and indie vibes that scream "I can't commit to a personality." I mean, you’ve got more genres in there than a hipster Spotify intern with an identity crisis. One minute you're two-stepping to "Texas Country", and the next you’re sipping your organic chai latte while nodding to "Rage Rap"—is this a playlist or a scramble for your next existential crisis? And can we talk about your top artists? It’s like you accidentally shuffled the playlist for a middle school dance—Zach Bryan is basically your one-man band, while Drake is there like the cool kid who shows up late just to confirm he’s better than everyone else. You’ve got Morgan Wallen, who seems to have delivered every song on the 2021 ‘Absolutely Not’ chart, and then there’s d4vd—congratulations on being one of the six people on the planet who still listen to him. With an artist lineup that diverse, I’m surprised you haven’t confused Spotify’s algorithm into recommending ocean sounds mixed with your grandma’s cooking playlist. As for your most played songs, I see you really have a knack for variety... if by variety, you mean overplaying Zach Bryan until he needs to file a restraining order against you for emotional harassment. “Dark Thoughts” by Lil Tecca? More like "Dark Decisions"—what kind of vibe are you trying to set with that one? It’s like you’ve thrown a house party and the guests are all doing shots of confusion. Keep cooking up those absurd playlists, Myles, because the only thing worse than your music taste is your ability to hide it… and I say that with the utmost sympathy because bless your heart!

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