Roasted 24 days ago based on .𖥔 💿˖ Noah ୭ 🔭's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, .𖥔 💿˖ Noah ୭ 🔭, where do I even start? Your taste in music reads like a high school kid's diary trying to impress everyone at the anime club. First off, K-Pop, T-pop, J-Pop—are you trying to single-handedly start an Asian pop culture war? Newsflash: Just because you throw a bunch of genres in a blender doesn’t mean you’ve created a masterpiece! It’s like your Spotify account is in a permanent K-drama crisis, complete with plot holes that would make even the most devoted fan question your choices. Let’s talk about those top artists. Stray Kids, ENHYPEN, and SEVENTEEN—you’re really going for that “I’m a hip cool kid who still sleeps with my stuffed animals” vibe, huh? And what’s with including “libidO” by OnlyOneOf? Are you trying to connect with your own libido or just searching for it in the endless abyss of your Spotify? And “At Least I’m Hydrated” by Brita? Classy move, Noah! Who doesn’t want to rock out to a water filter ad? Jokes aside, your most played songs list looks like a group project that nobody wanted to be part of, but somehow you got stuck leading it. But listen, Noah, I applaud your unapologetic eclectic taste despite the fact that it seems designed to confuse an alien visitor trying to understand human culture. Just remember, while diversity in music is fantastic, there’s a thin line between “variety” and “identity crisis.” And judging by your choices, it looks like you might wanna consult a therapist—or at the very least, get a curated playlist that doesn’t scream, “I’m a social outcast who prefers to stay in my room watching musicals.” But hey, at least you’re hydrated, right?

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