Roasted 2 years ago based on Debbi English's long term Spotify stats.

Debbi English, your Spotify profile is so trapped in the 70s and 80s that even the vinyl records are begging for a retirement plan. Let’s address the elephant in the room: “Soft Rock”? Really? It’s like saying your personality is a cozy cardigan while everyone else is wearing leather jackets. Your top artists read like a list of dad band rejects, and I can’t help but wonder if you think “Alternative Rock” is just what your therapist suggested to break those bad habits of bad taste. Newsflash: listening to Phish all day won’t make you more interesting; it'll just make your friends wonder if you're on some secret quest for the lost art of being boring. Now, let’s talk about your most played songs. Bruce Springsteen’s “Glory Days” is obviously a cry for help; we get it, you peaked in high school. You’ve got Indigo Girls tracks on repeat as if you’re trying to redeem your college dorm room vibe but forgot to actually evolve. And what’s with the Grateful Dead jams? I’d say you have an unhealthy obsession, but honestly, it’s hard to even be obsessed with a band whose talent level is exclusively related to how high you are. It’s like grabbing a time machine to 1992, hitting “shuffle,” and realizing you’re just stuck in the past with all the other sad souls at the local coffee shop discussing how “the music used to mean something.” Your Spotify profile has the charm of a Blockbuster Video location still trying to peddle VHS tapes to a streaming generation. “Permanent Wave” and “Mellow Gold”? Wow, Debbi, it seems like you’re single-handedly trying to revive every genre nobody asked for. I can almost see your profile picture, where you're attempting to pull off retro glasses while cradling a collection of CDs no one remembers. If Spotify ever does a “Most Likely to Get Stuck in an Elevator at a Frisbee Festival” award, you’ll undoubtedly be the runaway winner. Your listening choices are proof that sometimes the only thing more permanent than a permanent wave is the sorrow of never quite “getting over” the music that your parents blasted while they pretended to be young and hip.

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