Roasted 2 years ago based on zuzanna's long term Spotify stats.

Zuzanna, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a Polish high school drama that never got picked up. I mean, with a favorite genre list that’s longer than your attention span during a conversation, it’s no wonder you can only focus on songs about existential despair and relationship crises. “Polish Trap” and “Emo Rap”? Congrats, you’ve achieved the ultimate combo of “I’m sad, but make it trendy.” If emotional turmoil was an Olympic sport, you'd definitely medal. Your top artists list is an underground mashup that even hipsters would find confusing. Lil Peep could roll in his grave just hearing that you’ve thrown "$uicideboy$" next to “LGBTQ+ Hip Hop” like it’s a perfectly normal mixtape at a summer barbecue. Meanwhile, Taco Hemingway sounds like the name of a bad food truck, and I have a feeling Kukon has fewer fans than your high school prom date. When your playlist sounds like a bunch of foreign exchange students trying to bond over sadness, it's clear that you need to diversify your music taste so we don’t all collectively call the mood police on you. Looking at your most played songs, it's clear you have a one-track mind, and that track is “emo on repeat.” "Ludzie, zdarzenia"? More like "Sadness, endless." If “the world is ending” were a theme for a music festival, I’d bet my last Polish zloty that you'd be headlining. Seriously, Zuzanna, at this point your Spotify is basically a cry for help. But don’t worry, I’m sure there’s a cure for whatever angst you’re going through — it’s called "The Chemical Brothers." Go take a listen.

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