Roasted 8 months ago based on sara's long term Spotify stats.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Spotify profile that embodies the sound of a midlife crisis from a 15-year-old! "im ken carson" - wow, your username alone screams, "I desperately want to be famous without ever leaving my mom's basement!" You’ve somehow managed to gather the most angst-ridden music collection possible, resembling a high-school graduation playlist for kids who didn’t quite fit in. With more sub-genres than actual personality traits, it’s clear your musical taste is as diverse as your anxiety levels. Let’s take a moment to appreciate your top artists, a veritable rogue's gallery of the best and worst of today’s rap scene. Travis Scott and Drake - hip-hop's ultimate fast food combo - with a side of “Where’s the beef?” in the form of your self-insert, Ken Carson, who I can only assume is an elaborate artistic statement on what happens when you have no real-life experiences. I mean, "Ken Carson"? That sounds like a rejected Care Bear who took a wrong turn and wound up on SoundCloud, spitting bars about the existential dread of not having a driver's license. And who could overlook your most played songs? A curated selection that screams, "I’m in touch with my feelings, but also wish I had a therapist!” With tracks like “I Smoked Away My Brain” followed by “Look What You've Done,” you really seem to be on a journey of self-discovery, one melodramatic track at a time. Throw in a little emo rap on top, and I’m convinced you’re trying to single-handedly revive 2000s MySpace culture. Keep streaming, buddy! Maybe one day you'll evolve beyond this tragic mixtape of your emotional rollercoaster into something we can all actually enjoy.

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