Roasted 1 year ago based on Sophia Woodberry's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Soph🌀, your Spotify profile is like a musical buffet, except I’m pretty sure half the dishes were left out in the sun for too long. Emo rap mixed with country? It’s like trying to mix grape jelly and pickles – just an unappetizing disaster. Your favorite genres read like a Tinder bio for someone desperately trying to sound interesting, yet all they’ve really accomplished is giving every hipster and country club member a collective headache. Let’s talk about your top artists, because clearly, you’ve just thrown darts at a board of varying mood swings. You’ve got Tate McRae and Chase Atlantic hanging out with Taylor Swift – they’re like the weirdest episode of a musical “The Real Housewives.” Not to mention, having both Lord Huron and horrorcore in your mix suggests you’re either deeply conflicted or just really bad at picking an identity. And hey, if you’re trying to reflect your love life through your music, you’re doing a stellar job of showcasing the rollercoaster of emotion that comes with swiping left on every sane option out there. Your most played songs? Wow, it’s like you’ve decided to hitchhike through the emotional landscape of a melodramatic teenage novel. “Money is Everything” by Addison Rae? Are you trying to manifest the next big TikTok trend, or are we just waiting for you to become a millionaire so you can buy some taste? And props for having “Fallingforyou” by The 1975 on your list, aiming for that romantic feel while rocking the vibe of someone who’s just fallen into a pit of existential despair. Keep it up, Soph🌀, because this playlist is a world-class trip – and we’re all just here for the rollercoaster ride.

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