Roasted 2 months ago based on Dru's long term Spotify stats.

Dru, let’s just take a moment to appreciate your Spotify profile, which reads like a high school cafeteria menu for someone who thinks culture is a genre. Seriously, with your playlist of predominantly Southern Hip Hop and an array of Afrobeats, it seems you’re trying to compensate for a severe lack of culinary variety in your actual life. Who knew you're not just a fan of diverse music but also a one-trick pony playing in a glorified backyard BBQ while wearing a “Future of Hip Hop” shirt? Real talk, if anyone was actually looking for a “Master of Guessing Musical Trends,” they'd have better luck consulting a Magic 8-Ball. And let's discuss your top artists. Drake, Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, and Justin Bieber? Wow, you really are aiming to achieve maximum basic-ness here. At this rate, you can probably get a lucrative sponsorship from Starbucks too. You must have a Ph.D. in mainstream sounds, my friend, because your playlist is so generic that it could double as elevator music for people waiting to board a midlife crisis. I half expect you to swap your AirPods for a flip phone while still defending your ‘deep cuts’ in the DMs. So versatile! Just like a used paper towel. Now onto those “most played” songs. “Areka” by “Oriyano”? More like, “Am I still listening to this?” It’s like you loaded your library with tracks nobody’s ever heard of, just to sound cultured while secretly vibing to the same five hits every week. Your music taste is a wild mix of “I’ve hit the ‘random’ button on a Spotify playlist and called it a day.” At this point, I'm convinced your playlist could be the accidental soundtrack to someone’s life choices—because who wouldn’t want to make risky decisions to the sound of “Bone Marrow”? Keep hustling, Dru, but just know the only real crime you’re committing is pretending this musical mashup isn’t a cry for help!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!