Roasted 9 months ago based on DJ Zeus UK's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, DJ Zeus UK, or should I say DJ “Burn it All Down”? Your musical taste reads like a high school edgelord’s diary, filled with angst and enough angst-induced posturing to fill an entire goth mansion. Hardstyle? Sure, because when you’re not throwing your earbuds against the wall from the sheer intensity, you’re probably contemplating the meaning of life while staring at your collection of metal band t-shirts. Your Spotify account screams “I hate my parents” louder than anything in your library. Let’s talk about your top artists. You’ve got Rammstein up there, which is hilarious because the only thing more explosive than their music is the number of times you've tried explaining their lyrics to an unsuspecting friend. Speaking of explosions, it's impressive that you managed to fit more industrial metal than a car factory on your playlist. But don’t worry, you’re safe; nobody is going to ask you to explore your feelings when they hear you serenading them with “Hardcore Techno.” The only thing that bleeds more than that genre is your social life. And then we have your most played songs. “Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit? Truly an inspiring choice for someone who wakes up in the morning and hits shuffle on the soundtrack to their inner turmoil. Was “Deutschland” your way of expressing your love for theme parks or your secret fantasy of becoming a professional headbanger? “We Fell Apart - Slowed”? Genius! Because when you've got that dynamic range of personality, who needs rhythmic complexity? With a taste like yours, it’s no wonder the only thing you’re “progressive” about is your descent into music taste purgatory. Bravo, DJ Zeus – may you forever rage against whatever it is that holds you back from listening to something that doesn't sound like a robot trying to fight a blender!

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