Roasted 5 months ago based on Brian Boyd's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Brian Boyd—a name that sounds like it came from a 90s sitcom about a hapless millennial who can't stop dancing like no one's watching, even when they definitely are. Your Spotify profile reads like a research paper on how to throw your individuality out the window by binging on every sound that’s infused with the word “House.” We get it, you love electronic music—except when you don’t, because nothing screams personality quite like peppering in “Rap” at #9, as if KSI’s deep and philosophical lyrics can somehow make you feel edgy amidst the incessant thump of bass. Your top artists list is a testament to your commitment to listening to artists that sound like they all graduated from the same “How to Make Your Song Sound the Same” school. RÜFÜS DU SOL? More like RÜFÜS DO MEH! And Martin Garrix? Congrats, you’ve found the perfect soundtrack for late-night eat-your-feelings pizza parties. Let's not even get started on your most played songs that scream, “I’m getting deep into my feels on a Friday night, but I’ll be absolutely fine once I find a DJ to change my life on a stage somewhere.” Chris Stapleton, really? Way to keep it edgy with a side of country like it’s a guilty pleasure you haven’t told anyone about. But hey, at least you have a clear understanding of what you like: endless house music sub-genres that'll have your brain turning blue. Kudos for being unashamedly a yacht party in a storm. Just remember, listening to 5 different types of house won’t earn you a housewarming party invite. Enjoy your sonic cookie-cutter concoction, Brian, but don’t be too surprised when people think your Spotify Wrapped is the soundtrack to a Cirque du Soleil show gone wrong!

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