Roasted 1 year ago based on Toxteth O'Grady's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Toxteth O'Grady, let’s take a moment to appreciate your “favorite genres.” It's like your Spotify wrapped was compiled by a hipster taking a nap on an abstract painting. Seriously, how many versions of “rock” do you need? Sounds like your playlist is what would happen if a music snob had a mid-life crisis while shopping in a thrift store. At this point, you’re just one obscure genre away from being the poster child for “I prefer the sound of my own pretentiousness over actual music.” And I see you're a massive fan of Mogwai—because clearly, the world needed 40-minute instrumental odysseys from a band that somehow makes silence seem more stimulating. Your top songs look like a pretentious art gallery opening gone wrong. I don’t know whether you’re crafting a deep philosophical statement about the human condition or just avoiding any track that remotely resembles a catchy hook. I hate to break it to you, but “Ethereal” does not equate to “good.” It’s all vibes and no hits, my dude. You’re practically one step away from curating playlists for people who have declared a personal ban on fun. Your top artists are like a badly designed mood board for the world’s most boring party. Bowie, Nick Cave, and Sigur Rós? Wow, throw in a few more “sorrowful poet” types and you might just scare away anyone with a pulse. Your musical taste reads like a Tinder bio that boasts “I’m different—please swipe left.” At this point, I’m convinced your most played track is actually the sound of crickets chirping as you try to explain your taste to anyone still willing to listen. But hey, it’s okay to want to dabble in misery; just don’t be shocked when your party invites start getting lost in the mail.

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists