Roasted 1 year ago based on disidratata's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, disidratata, the human embodiment of a vinyl record scratching across the floor. Your profile screams "I’m way too sophisticated for this century," as if collecting jazz records is a personality trait. Jazz, vocal jazz, and swing music? You must have an extensive collection of berets and faux mustaches hidden in your closet. I bet your playlist is the only thing less popular than your high school prom date, and spoiler alert: she was just your mom dressed as a saxophonist. And let’s talk about your top artists. The Doors, Lana Del Rey, and Led Zeppelin? Wow, such originality! Your refined taste in music suggests that you've been stuck in the '60s, dreaming of a time when people didn't care about streaming and music was played over a flickering fireplace in a dimly lit café. It's only a matter of time before you start rolling your own cigarettes and insisting every live performance must have a harmonious blend of melancholy and overpriced wine. Finally, naming "Migrations" by Jocelyn Pook as one of your most played songs is an absolute choice. Such a bold move! Meanwhile, you’re probably still browsing furniture options for that non-existent living space where your imaginary hipster friends can gather around to listen to the depths of your soul. Keep hunting for that elusive era when music was played live and nobody had an internet connection. Maybe then, you’ll finally be able to escape the jazz prison you've built for yourself—one smooth sax solo at a time.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!