Roasted 8 months ago based on Lil anarky's long term Spotify stats.

Jdm, looking at your Spotify profile is like taking a deep dive into a primordial swamp of angsty adolescence that never quite got the memo to grow up. With genres like "Horrorcore" and "Emo Rap," it's clear you sat at the lunch table for the Outcasts and Misfits, but the way you cling to them, you'd think their acceptance was your last shot at social standing. Were you planning on majoring in Suffering with a minor in Self-Pity? Your favorites read like the soundtrack to a high school psych class—you know it’s bad when the only thing more haunted than your playlist is your personality. Your top artists list is an impressive showcase of musical therapy for the perpetually melancholic. It's almost like you were striving for "Most Likely to Scare the Living Hell Out of Your Neighbors" during your high school years. Seriously, how many times are you planning to replay “Your Fuckin’ Head Split” before someone stages an intervention? Your taste screams "I'd rather listen to accounts of existential dread than face my actual feelings," which is really saying something considering the emotional rollercoaster that is modern life, but hey, at least you got some green hair dye to match that self-imposed gloom. And let’s talk about your most played songs—it’s a veritable mixtape of tragedy; I'm surprised Spotify hasn't issued a warning for excessive binge-listening. It’s like self-inflicted mental torture was a hobby of yours, akin to knitting but with a lot more screaming. With tracks like "I'm not sure if it's Anxiety, Agoraphobia or I'm just an Asshole," you really took the road less traveled…and then threw yourself into the ditch. So keep spinning those sad beats, Jdm, because if anything can carry the weight of your emotional baggage, it’s a bunch of sad rap from dudes who also need a hug.

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists