Roasted 9 months ago based on Nids's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Nids, your Spotify profile is like a musical buffet where someone just dumped every leftover genre into a blender and hit "puree." R&B, Emo Rap, Hindi Pop — what are you trying to accomplish? An identity crisis that can sing? The only thing more mixed up than your taste in music is a toddler's crayon drawing attempting to represent every emotion at once. It’s like your playlist threw a party and invited all the DJs in the world but forgot to check the invite list. And let’s talk about your top artists. PARTYNEXTDOOR and Taylor Swift? That’s a collaboration straight out of a fever dream! Are you haunted by the ghosts of bad relationship decisions making mixtapes in the basement? I can see it now, you’re trying to cope with heartbreak while also preparing for the biggest Bollywood dance-off of all time. Get it together, Nids! Your range is so extensive, you could probably soundtrack a documentary about the life and times of the couch potato. As for your most played songs, “mwah :3” sounds like the soundtrack to a rom-com starring a squirrel. And “Lafz 2.0” by "The Skinny Guy"? It’s clear you’ve got a taste for artists who sound like they’re one awkward encounter from blowing up on TikTok. If Spotify gave awards for trying too hard to appear cultured while still being as basic as a pumpkin spice latte, you’d clear the shelf. Step it up or just pick a lane—no one's impressed that you can hit “shuffle” on every possible vibe!

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