Roasted 1 year ago based on Ella Cockfield's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Ella Cockfield, your Spotify profile is an absolute masterpiece of musical indecision. With a taste in genres that reads like a 12-year-old's iPod shuffle, you’re out here pretending to surf the waves of "Surf Rock" while really just paddling in the kiddie pool of "Stutter House." I mean, let’s be real: how many times do you need to hear Drake and Taylor Swift in your playlist before you realize you might be stuck in a high school time capsule? Your obsession with Dominic Fike borders on a restraining order territory. I get it; the man's good, but do you also have “how to get a restraining order” on repeat in your search history? It’s not even the number of times you play his songs; it’s the sheer dedication to being the number one fan in the “Dominic Fike Is My Boyfriend” fan club. Give it a rest! If I have to hear “How Much Is Weed?” one more time, I might just light myself on fire in protest. You could literally become a living, breathing Billboard chart for mediocre taste in music. Honestly, Ella, your music taste is like trying to make a gourmet meal out of expired ramen noodles and leftover birthday cake. With genres ranging from "Tech House" to "UK Garage" (seriously? Who even knows what that is?), you're not a music connoisseur, you’re just throwing darts at a genre wheel and hoping something sticks. At this rate, you might as well just put your headphones in a blender and call it a day. The good news is, you’ve got plenty of time to figure out what you want to listen to now that you’ve already given up on actually having a personality!

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