Roasted 1 year ago based on lmttcs's long term Spotify stats.

Oh crollare, your taste in music is like a buffet where every dish is a questionable choice. K-Pop and Jazz? Sure, let’s throw a chaotic dance party in a retirement home—granny’s doing the “Ddu-Du Ddu-Du” while the trumpet section tries to keep time. And what's with including both Big Band and Lo-Fi? It’s like you’re trying to fuse a 1940s dance hall with a modern coffee shop! Somewhere a saxophonist is crying while you sip your oat milk latte and pretend to understand the true essence of Swing. Your top artists list reads like the outcome of a game show with too many wild cards. Stray Kids, BTS, and then bam!—Glenn Miller waltzes in like he owns the place. And there’s Eminem in the mix, grimacing next to a K-Pop idol, probably contemplating how he ended up here among the pastel-colored outfits and synchronized choreography. Do you listen to “Lose Yourself” while working on re-arranging your Funkos? Or do you vibe to GIVĒON while plotting the next elaborate fanfiction about your anime waifu? It’s a dangerous blend and frankly, nothing is safe from your eclectic playlist. But hey, your most played songs scream “I’m definitely trying to impress someone.” “Waltz No. 1, Op. 6 'Collapse'”? You just know you whip that out at parties, pausing awkward conversations with a tortured masterpiece no one asked for. And “Meet The Plastics”? That’s what your crush refers to your friends when they can’t stand your music choices. If this Spotify profile were a Tinder bio, I’d swipe left faster than you can say "Crush" by Bella Poarch! But here’s to you, crollare, for bravely continuing to seek validation from an impossibly jumbled soundtrack of existential dread. Cheers!

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