Roasted 18 days ago based on kittea's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Kittea, your Spotify profile is a real smorgasbord of musical identity crises. I mean, nothing screams “I’m still figuring it out” more than a blend of phonk, grunge, and bedroom pop all mixed together like a high school kid’s mixtape after a breakup. It seems like you’ve taken the phrase “variety is the spice of life” to the extreme—like, did you get lost on your way to a coherent taste and just stop at every music genre along the way? At least when it comes to creating a well-defined vibe, it’s clear you prefer to be the musical equivalent of a toddler smeared in finger paint. Your top artists read like the lineup of a 2005 emo night mixed with the bored suburban dad who just discovered that rock didn’t actually die in 1999. Nirvana and Cage The Elephant are great, but that’s like pairing vintage wine with a box of stale crackers. And what's up with "drift phonk"? Sounds like something you should only listen to when you’re parked with a frozen pizza while contemplating your life choices. Get it together, Kittea! It’s not too late to decide which musical path you want to meander down—just pick a side before they revoke your musical license. As for your most played songs? Wow, “I FEEL ALIVE” by Kordhell perfectly captures the essence of desperately trying to convince yourself that your taste is valid. And what’s with "VYSE"? Are you stalking a video game soundtrack now or just trading in your dignity for virtual redemption? It’s like your playlist is begging for help—imagine how confused people must be when your "friends" see a mashup of Toby Fox's whimsical tunes with “Ain’t No Rest for the Wicked.” Get ready for the question, “Are you okay?” because your Spotify profile is the epitome of a midlife crisis happening three decades too early.

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