Roasted 1 year ago based on Brianna Post's long term Spotify stats.

Brianna Post: the only person I know who could turn a Spotify profile into a teenage diary entry. Seriously, with a list of favorite genres that reads like a BuzzFeed quiz titled "What Pop Princess Are You?", you make it abundantly clear that you’ve never really left the high school dance floor. It’s almost impressive how your love for boy bands could fill the void left by a decade of emotional maturity. “Post-Teen Pop”? Honey, if you’re still listening to that, you might want to consider a “Post-Existence” playlist just to keep up with your growth. Your top artists read like the soundtrack for a sad rom-com aiming straight at a middle school audience. Taylor Swift’s the queen of angst, and with your obsession, it’s hard to believe you haven’t turned every breakup into a rehearsal for the Grammy Awards. Between Ed Sheeran whining about his love life and Niall Horan getting lost in his feelings, it’s a wonder you haven't resigned yourself to a career of interpreting emo poetry while crafting the world’s saddest candle line. Honestly, how can you call yourself a fan of “rock” when the only thing rocking is your non-stop sobbing? And those most played songs? Can we talk about your unhealthy relationship with three-minute pop epics? You’ve turned “All Too Well” into your personal anthem, which is impressive considering you probably haven't done anything worth writing a 10-minute song about. You've got a song collection that suggests you think “Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince” is still a vivid retelling of your own high school heartbreak when in reality it’s the soundtrack to your lifelong obsession with dramatic car rides fueled by takeout containers. At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped is going to book you a one-way ticket to “Help Me.”

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