Roasted 6 months ago based on miamac23's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's miamac23, the quintessential Spotify profile for someone who says they “just vibe,” but ends up looking like they accidentally created a midlife crisis playlist for someone living in their mom's basement. With genres like "Stutter House" and "Bedroom Pop," I'm not quite sure if you're trying to DJ a post-teen angst party or if you've just been cursed by a witch who really hates your taste in music. Seriously, “Jungle”? The last time I heard something about jungle beats, I was watching a nature documentary about monkeys throwing poop. Now let’s talk about your top artists. "Fred again.."? I see you’re one step away from just playing elevator music on repeat. If Fontaines D.C. is the soundtrack to your life, we can only assume it’s filled with moody bike rides and lots of overpriced coffee. But Mungo's Hi Fi? You really made a pit stop in a sound factory that specializes in obscure genres, didn’t you? And then you threw in Lady Gaga for good measure—maybe to try and prove that you occasionally venture out of your artsy bubble, only to get stuck in a traffic jam of cringe-worthy vibes that make you question your life choices at 2 a.m. And your most played songs are a treat, too. “Little Acts Of Violence” by Ray Bull? A fitting anthem for the existential crisis that is your Spotify library. I mean, you’re listening to a song called "Praise Jah In The Moonlight" while your roommates are wondering if they should stage an intervention. You’ve got a collection that screams, “I'm eclectic, please respect me!” but really whispers, “I’m just trying to fill the silence of my social life.” Here’s a tip: next time you shuffle your playlist, just call it “Regrets: The Musical.”

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