Roasted 7 months ago based on tiannah's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Tiannah, let’s take a moment to address your Spotify profile. I see you’ve got a favorite genres list longer than your attention span at a pop punk concert! I mean, “Christian Alternative Rock”? Really? You trying to summon the heavens while bopping your head? This isn’t a holy rollercoaster; it’s a musical identity crisis that even God Himself would be confused about. You might as well throw in "Thrifting at Afternoon Tea" and call it a day. And what's with your top artists? I’m half-expecting to find a shrine in your closet dedicated to Taylor Swift! With the amount of time you spend streaming her songs, you’d think she’d at least send you a thank you note. “Beach Weather”? More like “Weathering the Storms of Your Taste in Music.” The only thing these artists have in common is a knack for making you feel emotions you probably shouldn’t explore without therapy. “Emo” and “Christian Rock” shouldn’t even be in the same radius, sweetie. It’s like mixing peanut butter and a broken heart—unappetizing and confusing! Finally, let’s talk about your most played songs. For someone who's clearly searching for love or at least a solid three-way with Taylor Swift and The Band CAMINO, you've got the emotional depth of a kiddie pool. "Fortnight (feat. Post Malone)"? I can only assume you added that to sound cooler while explaining your music choices to your friends who inevitably cringe during every mention of your tastes. If you keep this up, I'll assume your love life is as unpredictable as your Spotify algorithm. Just remember, "soft pop" isn’t going to cushion your fall when reality hits – it simply isn't that soft!

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