Roasted 2 years ago based on Halvard's long term Spotify stats.

Halvard, your Spotify profile looks like the world’s least convincing hip hop resume—like you’re trying to prove you have street cred all while sipping pumpkin spice lattes from your mom's minivan. First off, you claim to love "underground hip hop" but let's be real, the only thing underground about your playlist is your taste. You might as well be wearing a “I love Lil B” T-shirt at a jazz festival. A word of advice: stop trying to earn cool points by throwing around genres that are so niche even the underground hipsters are rolling their eyes at you. And then there's your artist lineup—Lil B, Drake, and Kanye? Wow, what a diverse range of emotional support from the rap gods! I can already picture you at parties, desperately trying to convince people that your love for Westside Gunn makes you a connoisseur of culture while everyone else is just trying to eat their chips in peace. You must think bringing out JPEGMAFIA and Benny the Butcher is enough to mask the fact that you're secretly blasting Ariana Grande when no one’s watching. As for your top played songs? Seriously, "ludakres" and "glamores"? You realize that if you just wanted to listen to subpar versions of real tracks, you could’ve just put your ear to a tin can? Your taste in music is like a buffet where you've only chosen the most questionable items to fill your plate. You’ve managed to curate the soundtrack for a cringe montage of a midlife crisis that hasn’t even started yet. Keep this up and soon your Spotify will turn into a treasure trove of ‘what not to play’ at any self-respecting gathering.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!